sos shit


what happens after eating “sh-t on a shingle” military chow ground beef on burnt toast with black pepper.
yo dudes! “ture story” , man i had sos sh-t,
i went both ways bent over puked 4 feet & sos sh-t’s h-t other wall 3 feet away…
when u eat sos make shure greese on top pepper gravy, put half cooked raw egg on top & enjoy!!!

for full effect: get next to chow hall greese pit, deep breath while eating ur morning sos
( wow enjoy that )…

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