soshmed
social media. the term ‘social media’ has too many syllables and was necessarily shortened to ‘soshmed’. ‘somed’ is an alternate pr-nunciation, but rarely used because the “sh” consonant blend in soshmed is much more fun to say.
a: so, my friend rachel works at the hospital.
b: is she on soshmed?
a: nnnooooo
b: really?
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