Soul Boner

when you do so much good (helping others, donating to charity, etc.) that it actually excites you.
“i’ve done so much good… i have a soul b-n-r.” — neil patrick harris from how i met your mother.
the technical description for what’s otherwise known as “warm and fuzzy” or “spiritually lascivious;” generally a “deep down inside” kind of feeling that expresses delight and gratification. basically, it’s a b-n-r that both women and men of all ages can acquire at any moment in time. this is a unique and distinguishing feature of the soul b-n-r, as it is the only b-n-r available on demand (barring a talented minority of males). soul b-n-rs can be caused by a large portion of the emotional spectrum, spanning from excitement (e.g ricky bobby) to amazement (e.g. shawn johnson) to downright bad-ssness (e.g. inglorious basterds).

soul b-n-rs are commonly known to occur at rock concerts, theme parks, and sporting events. less commonly, they can occur at the zoo, in church, or in outer sp-ce.
jim: “hey, kyle’s finger-launching that bridesmaid by the reflecting pool!”
nick: “f-ck yeah. that sh-t gives me a b-n-r.”
bob: “that is inappropriate, nick. kyle is our friend.”
nick: “don’t be a f-g, bob. it’s just a soul b-n-r. i’m rooting for kyle, that b-tch is a milf!”
(noun)an unexplainable erection achieved during church services
(adj) that little, warm fuzzy feeling you experience when you see something adorable
(n) preacher: praise jesus!
man: (achieves erection) praise indeed!

(adj)(watching tv, snuggle commercial comes on)

person 1:aw!!! look at the snuggle bear!
person 2: i might have a soul b-n-r right about now