Soul Bro
the soul bro is that one and only best friend for you. they are the other half to your life of friendship.
noun: like soulmates, except between brothers or close friends, aka “bros.”
he’s always got my back, and while we have our differences occasionally, we’re basically guaranteed to be lifelong friends. i love my soulbro, no h-m-.
an individual who you have been destined to become best bros with. it is similar to that of a soul mate but to a higher degree and a more genuine manner.
bubba: you are the perfect bro for me. we are similar in every way possible.
forrest: yeah, you’re my soul bro.
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