soul striptease
revealing ones problems like a game of striptease; revealing ones problems to gain trust particularly from women; playing on ones problems in an attempt to invoke sympathy from others and failing
a: i used to get bullied at school
b: oh right, how sad…
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b: jesus, a is such a soul striptease
c: yeah, it’s really pathetic
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