soulja girl
some stupid song that some f-cking -sswipe made
basically, the song talks about living in his mom’s bas-m-nt, wet dreams about his mom, and how much he wants to f-ck his mom
its the second worst song, right after soulja sh-t’s crank dat
i will not repeat this again, soulja sh-t, get your f-cking ugly face out of the music industry
you are a disgrace to rappers everywhere and your “music” is whack
for the sake of music, please go to college, get a degree, and shut the f-ck up for the rest of your life
yes, i am the person who posted as hip hop is dead
soulja girl is soulja boy’s mom.
a crazy black girl aka hoodrat that rides public transportation and tries to pick fights with other p-ssengers. preferably senior citizens minding their own business.
which is tnb
if you see a soulja girl do not sit next to her. she will most likely start rapping sh-tty music at you then threaten to kill you at some point.
if you happen to see soulja girl going crazy on someone else do not try to talk some sense into her. she will get all up in your face and press charges.
its best just sit quiet and record it with your cellphone then upload it to youtube.
soulja girl : now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa! yaaa, n-gg-, yaaa yaaa and i’ma beat you’re -ss on this train.
random p-ssenger: b-tch get out of my face. (cranks dat hair weave)
the only song worse than crank dat soulja boy. from that soulja boy punk that has no talent, wears clothes five sizes too big for him, “raps” about -ssaulting sl-tty prost-tutes with s-m-n, and is killing hip-hop.
“you gotta step like this to be a soulja girl” or something like that. if you haven’t heard the song, g-d has truly blessed you.
a crazy black girl that rides public transportation and tries to pick fights with other p-ssengers. preferably lonely senior citizens.
if you see a soulja girl do not sit next to her. she will most likely start rapping sh-tty music at you then threaten to kill you at some point.
if you happen to see a soulja girl going crazy on someone else do not try to approach her or tell her what to do. she will get all up in your face and press charges.
its best just sit quiet and record it with your cellphone then upload it to youtube.
soulja girl : now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa! yaaa, n-gg-, yaaa yaaa and i’ma beat you’re -ss on this train.
random p-ssenger: b-tch get out of my face. (cranks dat hair weave)
soulja girl
a crazy black girl aka hoodrat that rides public transportation and tries to pick fights with other p-ssengers. preferably senior citizens minding their own business.
if you see a soulja girl do not sit next to her. she will most likely start rapping sh-tty music at you then threaten to kill you at some point.
if you happen to see soulja girl going crazy on someone else do not try to talk some sense into her. she will get all up in your face and press charges.
its best just sit quiet and record it with your cellphone then upload it to youtube.
soulja girl : now watch me yuuuuaaaaaa! yaaa, n-gg-, yaaa yaaa and i’ma beat you’re -ss on this train.
random p-ssenger: b-tch get out of my face. (cranks dat hair weave)
a type of girl that a person is looking for. someone who is down for them
“you snap like this to be a soulja girl you gotta snap like that to be a soulja girl. she gotta walk it out to be a soulja girl, you know what i’m talkin’ bout”!
if you are a female and “step like dis,” you qualify as a soulja girl.
you gotta step like dis to be a soulja girl.
1
2
next ›
last »
Read Also:
- Reuben's Disease
reuben’s disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. famous sufferers of the illness include mick mcarthy, joleon lescott, christian slater, the rock and sting. the ultimate end to reuben’s disease is complete baldness stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead stage 2= receeded further to midway on the scalp […]
- W.O.O.M.B.
an acronym for the worthless offspring of my boss. d-mn. my boss’s kid is such a w.o.o.m.b. he would be unemployable anywhere else. if i wanted to work with an -sshole i would have been a proctologist.
- Word on the Beak
used to describe something that has been said by many parties or rumors heard by others. used as an alternative to “word on the street.” used by author brandy alexander in the novella the devil’s playground. dude, word on the beak is he got fired. i’m serious, word on the beak is they got married. […]
- Facebook Envy
the feeling you get when you come across an old friend on facebook and realize that their life turned out way better and is more interesting than yours. joe: “my wife left me for another woman and my kid should be out on parole next summer. that, and i almost got my mullet grown to […]
- eye of the tornado
while in the act of mooning, one spreads his b-tt cheeks exposing the red, champanzee-like b-tt hole. i eye of the tornadoed my friend stephen.