Soulless Stuffed Animal
the act of a pet ripping out all the stuffing from a stuffed animal, leaving the outside skin left behind.
ripping open a stuffed animal to get to the squeaker inside, leaving the stuffing splattered around the now empty body.
soulless stuffed animal:
“dude what is with the soulless stuffed animal over there?”
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“i think my dog was contracted by the devil or something to rip out everything they consist of and eat there little squeaker hearts…”
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“do you think the squeaks are stuffed animal screams…”
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“yes…”
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