soulsie
soulmate; best friend; that person who literally would take a bullet for you; someone who you’ve spent your friendship more apart then together; your true travel buddy; someone who pushes you and believes in you; someone who you can skype with for 5 hours without even realizing it and never get bored; your twin soul; sentence finisher; someone who would make you laugh so hard that you pee your pants
person a: “i love… chocolate!”
person b: (at the same time says:) “chocolate!”
a and b look at each other and point while saying “soulsies”
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