sound

i) an individual who might be considered “cool”, or generally very likeable.

ii) as to say, “all is well”; “very good” etc
i) “how ye’ doin’?”
“sound man, sound”

“you see big davie? he’s sound.”
1. a noise.
2. a synonym for “cool,” “awesome,” originating in liverpool, if i recall correctly. either way, it’s mostly used by scousers.

note: please stop complaining about how we’re getting the definition wrong, you yanks. try looking it up on wikipedia or on google, you blithering tw-ts.
– “did you hear that sound, dear?”
– “the footy was well sound, weren’t it, our baz?”
– “you self proclaimed ‘grammatically correct’ yanks are not sound.”
something that is good.
yeah, that simon, he’s sound, mate.
often used by scottish glasgow neds, usually followed by “mate” to let you know that something is ok
ned: “got a f-g mate?”
p-sser-by: “nah, sorry im all out”
ned: “sound mate”
irish slang for ‘deadly’ or ‘cool’
who’s that?
oh thats aoife she real sound.
used in agreement with someone or about something, a reply to someone as a form of yes, yeah and so on.
dude thats sound as!

thats totally sound

ah sound count me in!

sweet dude thats sound!

ah sound!
sounds is the name given to stainless steel tubes, of various design that are inserted into the male urethrea for s-xual pleasure or pain. it is a common practise amongst the bdsm community. solitary use of sounds, by a male involves the inserting of a sound into his j-ps eye or urethra and pushing the sound (which is usually well lubricated with a non-oil based lubricant) deep into the bladder so that the head of the sound rubs directly upon the prostate gland of the male. such stimulation of the prostate gland from the inside of the bladder is often described as ‘ecstatic’ or ‘incredible’.

the solitary use of sounds for s-xual pleasure often becomes pathological and dangerous, with the user experimenting with different shaped and textured sounds so as to heighten his s-xual pleasure.

the use of sounds in the bdsm community is both dangerous and depraved. the victim, who is male, often has sounds thrust with little care or comp-ssion into his urethrea or j-ps eye. not surprisingly biological damage to the urethra and bladder is common, infection and serious injury often follow and lifetime bladder incontinence is a real risk. more serious cases involve penile cancer, bladder cancer and tumours of differing seriousness. the use of sounds is outlawed in many countries and to own a set of sounds is illegal.

the internet, is often the place where sounds can be bought and they are available for s-xual deviants worldwide…at a cost, both financially and biological.
horace inserted a sound into berties urethra with loving kindness. bertie -rg-smed with such intensity when it rubbed against his prostate gland.

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