Sound Condoms


meaning:
alpine musicsafe pro.
this is a pair of earpieces, that partially block out sound around you, so it remains audible, but not loud enough to be bad for your ears.

emythology:
sound condoms obviously comes from sound and condom. condoms preserve the fun and reduce the risk of what they’re used for, which i’m not going to literally post here. sound condoms make sure you can still hear your music and enjoy it, but just reduce the chance of permanent hearing damage, just like normal condoms protect you from aids.
guy1:
aargh! that drumkit is louc, bro! why don’t you have hearing damage yet!?
guy2:
i use sound condoms
guy1:
eh?
guy2:
see? -shows the contents of his ears-
guy1:
ah. i get it.

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