Sound-powered phone batteries
a fictional object used as a hazing joke pulled on unsuspecting newcomers in the u.s. navy.
corporal dodson: colonel, the phone died.
colonel watts: go down to the supply deck to see if there are any sound-powered phone batteries.
corporal: sir, yes sir!
watts: -chuckles-
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