soundfucker
a s-x machine that will f-ck a woman, a machine that is controlled by a generator that sends a signal via an external amplifier to a woofer piston that houses a d-ld- that will f-ck a female with different strokes and pulses.
the most unique vibrator ever conceived, the soundf-cker, uses a subwoofer to vibrate and stroke women into a state of pure ecstasy. designed to look like a famous female vocalist, complete with flashing nipples, this super star is really larger than life!
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