Sounds like my first time
“that’s what he/she said.” the phrase “sounds like my first time” can be used in lieu. by definition this refers to the first time one person has engaged in intercourse.
for example: “i don’t understand why the packaging is so tight. (referring to something non-s-xual) ” “sounds like my first time.”
an even more versatile version of “that’s what she said”. used to draw attention to a non-s-xual phrase that could be interpreted s-xually. can be used by both males and females to refer to a variety of situations.
“man, i don’t think it’ll fit in there.”
“sounds like my first time.”
“i was so sweaty aftwerwards.”
“sounds like my first time!”
“how am i supposed to put this thing on?”
“sounds like my first time!”
“so then my mom came in and spanked me.”
“sounds like my first ti- oh.”
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