souopuava
loveliest person to ever walk the earth. so happy and effortlessly hilarious. perfect in every way possible, every guy wants her! she will have the voice of a goddess that will make your knees weak.
any child of hers will adore and love her until… forever!
“your mom is souopuava?”
“yes, why?”
“lucky”
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