Soup Bum


once thought linked to chronic diarrhea, the condition is known to give ones stool a soup or broth like viscosity. alchohol, deep fried food, and lack of solid foods can result in the unpleasent experience. soup b-m is known to leave the -n-l opening with what can be called “ring sting” due to the acidicty of the soupish substance and the force of which the soup exits the -n-l cavity.
guy #1: “man i gotta sh-t…”
guy #2: “pinch it dude..”
guy #1: “you can’t pinch ‘soup’. i have soup b-m.”

Read Also:

  • soup sandwitch

    imagine your faviort soup between two slices of bread.a military term describing a solider or cadet that is sloppy and all f-cked up. cadet: (reports for inspection with his shirt untucked) superiour: wtf is wrong with you cadet your a f-cking soup sandwitch

  • Fuzzy Green Taco

    take a women who has a std and pour either salsa, liquid cheese, or guacomole on her std infested v-g-n-. after pouring one or more of these taco condoments on her v-g-n-, eat it off the std infested v-g-n-. this is the fuzzy green taco. dude i just ate a fuzzy green taco, i think […]

  • fabarrassing

    to be with or witness someone who is fat and embarr-ssing at the same time. the obese lady in the front of the line made such a scene about her card being declined that it was down right fabarr-ssing to watch.

  • fabreeze

    spray something that stinks to clean it. fabreeze the cat pee out of your couch. chilling around the beach or pool. hey do you want to go fabreeze?

  • facebook remorse

    the fear and regret felt when you wake up to numerous notifications on the morning after a night of drunk facebooking. i woke up to 56 facebook notifications and i don’t remember posting anything…major facebook remorse.


Disclaimer: Soup Bum definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.