soup cans


apparently, it is what labels are for.
-you wear so much abercrombie, you’re such a prep!
-zomg stoopid labelz r 4 soup cans!
the v-g-n-, hootch, c-nt, p-ssy, sn-tch…etc

alternate additions:

tomato soup can (on the rag)
broccoli soup can (riding the fungii train)
angel hair noodle soup can (hairy soup can)
d-mn, that b-tch has one nasty soup can!
a short fat d-ck, a chode
matt is going to unleash the soup can
a term for a large bowel movement. usually -ssociated with someone who has -n-l s-x with a well endowed partner. this term is also related to people named thom.
thom will be right back. he had to drop a soupcan.
a p–p that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.
hey man….do you have a b-tter knife? i just sh-t a soup can.
the d-ck that eats like a meal. easy access and high in protein.
mike opened up the soup can for all to enjoy, and no one left unfulfilled.

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