Soup Dragon
an extremely, extremely unattractive lady that will attempt to look attractive (usually by caking on the orange make-up, cr-p jewellery etc) but obviously hasn’t a hope. it is clear to the world that she spends her time lonely at home eating from a m-ssive pot of soup, usually high protein based, bordering on lard soup. usually has cankles (when the calf just meets the foot) and really saggy t-ts.
that woman was so bad she was bordering on soup dragon-ish!!!!
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