Sour Sangria
a refreshing beverage made by shoving a sour patch kids up a urethra (usually not your own) and urinating into a gl-ss. if made correctly, it should appear red to the sight and sour to the taste.
best served chilled
stu: hey man i’m thirsty!
john: so?
stu: sooooo, can i use you to make a sour sangria!?
john: s-s-sure. t-t-t-that’s what f-f-friends are f-f-f-f-for…
#p-ss #drink
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