Sour Slushie
a popular refreshment with crushed ice and fruit juice and made notorious when combined with a green, sour liquid. usually found in a squirt bottle beside the machine.
this is the scale from 0-100% used to determine the intensity of the sour as regarded to what percentage of the drink is sour liquid.
0% – you friggin junior. you gotta put some sour in or your nothing but a jr.
10% – a good stepping stone for the first time consumer.
20% – a decent amount but still not quite enough to advance upward from the level of junior to amateur.
30% – now, you’re starting to gain respect from your peers as you are now on the level of amateur.
40% – this is where things start to get dangerous. at this point, nearly the bottom fifth of the cup will be black.
50% – i.e. the midway point on the highway to h-ll.
60% – from this point on, keep a phone nearby as symptoms will start to appear. at this level, you will notice twitching and shaking.
70% – now you are at the level of seasoned veteran. symptoms here include slight diziness, combined with the previous symptoms.
80% – at this level, this turns from a game to an exteme sport with serious consequences. sypmtoms include sense of delusion and you will see green spots everywhere. also may include temporary loss of vision.
90% – symptoms here include all of the previous include all of the previous and vomitting and loss of consciousness.
100% – at this point, it is no longer a sour slushie, it is pure sour. symptoms here will include immediate death and outside of body experiences.
i was drink a 40% sour slushie from need’s when i noticed i needed to suck out all of the sour and spit it out cause i just couldn’t handle this sh-t.
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