sour vagina


the false denial of desire for something sought but not acquired; to denigrate and feign disdain for the v-g-n- which one could not attain.

source: a tiger named pepsei
read my lips you infected pus-dribbling sour v-g-n-: you are just jealous rossman’s getting all that young, hot & dumb poon with minimal effort. his s-xual prowess makes you feel like an inadequate and sad masturbating bear.
1.) someone who has a bad att-tude about whatever is displeasing them that day.

2.) someone who doesn’t feel like joking around and would rather sit and sulk in the corner with their own sadness.
gen: why is jessica being such a sour v-g-n-?

vanessa: because she realized she was a 12 on the hot scale.

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