South African Flapjack


like any other flapjack, only just a little smaller. it is also more likely to be accompanied by cheese and jam instead of blueberries.

also refered to as a plaatkoekie (‘small plate cake’)
one guy: hey my bru, toss me another plaatkoekie? the stuff’s addictive ek-se!

other guy: awe!

(south african flapjack)

when a man c-ms on a woman’s bare chest while outside on a hot day. the s-m-n is then allowed to dry in the hot sun.
while having s-x on a deserted beach, john decided not to c-m inside veronica, but instead to give her a south african flapjack.

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