South American Cocktail
the art of filling a plastic cup with one’s own fecal matter, urine, and s-m-n whilst sprinkling pubic hair atop the mixture and placing it in the freezer. the frozen block is then cut out of the plastic cup and inserted into the r-ct-m. the fluid that melts out of the -n-s is then collected and served to guests.
“hey thomas! let’s make some south american c-cktails for the football game!”
“o.k.!”
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