south dakota slammer
when you have to p–p really bad but your having s-x with your girlfriend, so while she’s giving you a bl-w j-b, you proceed to slam your -ss on her face and let it all go.
ugh! did you hear about danny? he totally gave that girl a south dakota slammer last night!
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