South Detroit
windsor, ontario (sin city of the north)
a city in southwestern ontario canada. home to ontario’s most hoppin’ bar scene and the best collection of drunk sl-ts this side of river. on weekends, great numbers of americans flock to windsor to get sh-ttered and make complete -sses of themselves, while the respectable canadian kids beat their -sses and f-ck their women.
windsor is home to what mclean’s magazine considers the worst university in the country, but they only think that because the editors know they wouldn’t get a single ounce of trim from the girls there.
recently, windsor has been completely overrun with conservative tight-wad -ssholes who don’t believe in the ideals that built and fueled the city, which has led to the rapid demise of the region’s integrity, including the loss of the auto industry and the rise of -ssholes who vote beyond their means.
windsor is home to the country’s best hockey team (windsor spitfires), and also boasts ceasar’s casino, the country’s most populated bar scene, and more strip clubs than you can possibly get kicked out of in one night.
born and raised in south detroit.
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