south jutlander
a “syd jyde”/”south jutlander” is a person, who without a doubt, has no sense of geography. this person lives in a not existing place in denmark. if you meet one, don’t be afraid. they are really friendly; they just have a big problem by understanding the difference between fantasy and real life.
if you want to help them, you should tell them about a lovely little place called “sønderjylland”/ “southern jutland”. this is a place where they can live, knowing exactly where they are, and who they are.
you can talk about being a “south jutlander” when you start imagining things, and start talking to much about your dreams. use the expression: “stop imagining things, you are such a “south jutlander”!
“south jutlander” is a synonym for “day dreamer”.
south jutlander: “oh! see there is a flying cow, with pink stripes on it!! wahu!”
normal person: “stop imagining! you really are a south jutlander… could you just stop dreaming for a moment?”
south jutlander: “but it is really there!!”
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