spandex goggles


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spandex goggles
cousin to beer goggles. the metaphorical goggles worn when observing another person wearing form-fitting attire of spandex. the resulting disruption of vision makes a person’s physique appear more noteworthy than the reality is likely to be.
man 1 did you see that yoga girl back there? she was so attractive!
man 2 i’m not so sure, i think you may have had your spandex goggles on.
by group dynamics may 14, 2015
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