South Side of Chicago
the south side of chicago can be dangerous as f-ck. certain neighborhoods should be avoided. however, to say even most of the south side is ugly (some f-ggot on urban dictionary called it ugly) means you never even grew up there and you wouldn’t last a minute down here because you’re most likely an over-privalegded north sider b-tch. you can’t hang with some of the most down to earth, funny as f-ck, blue collar, hard-working, and hard people (only if you go too d-mn far) on the planet. i lived in canaryville and bridgeport then moved to oak lawn when i went to high school. the south side is a h-ll of a lotta fun. you just need to be careful of your surroundings. i recently moved to cali and people here love south siders. so if any of you b-tches wanna sh-t on our side of this great city, think again. because we have more character in our left nut than, most of you north side and dwntwn f-gs have in your entire body. f-ckin’ north side b-tches act like they’re from san f-gcisco and preach how their part of the city is so progressive and with the times, while we south siders are just pretty much animals. we are the soul of the city. irish, black, greek, italian, polish, lithuanian, mexican, puerto rican, el salvadorian, etc. we are very diverse and multicultural with (probably) the best d-mn food, spirits, and pride on this whole f-cking earth. so to all you b-tches who wanna sh-t on our beautiful south side, eat a d-ck.
guy number 1: hey man where you from?
guy number 2: the south side of chicago.
guy number 1: omg that’s like super ghetto
guy number 2: no it’s not, -sshole. it’s beautiful
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