southampton schools new jersey
southampton is a place where either the teachers are too old and forget to teach or where theyre too young and dont know how to teach. the kids are a bunch of hard -sses that think theyre cool. all of the sports teams suck. there hasnt been one decent team since 1998. they dont even have a baseball or a wrestling team. no body has parties. ever!! its the most boring school to go to. black to white ratio— 3:126
boys basketball: 2-16
girls basketball: 0-18
person 1:im so bored im going to kill myself.
person 2: what are you at southampton schools new jersey or something.
Read Also:
- Nacho Puncher
an old boxer who is past his prime who refuses to retire no matter how many times he gets his -ss kicked. aka rocky i went to the fight last night and saw a nacho puncher. it got ugly. when a dude during same s-x intercourse, proceeds to aggressively lick off the cheesy like substance […]
- St. Peters Prep
an all boys preparatory school in jersey city, new jersey. as the alma mater for some of the brightest minds of new jersey for over 150 years, st. peter’s has been a strong point of the jersey city community, making up for what destruction hudson catholic brought since 1962. (warning): hudson catholic students will have […]
- Spaka-Deamus & Pliers
two people of spastic persuasion. in reference to the duo ‘chaka-demus & pliers’, responsible for 90’s cl-ssic hit ‘tease me’ christ! look at the state of those two ming-mongs ! a right pair of “spaka-deamus & pliers”
- Speigling
a pose that one strikes after tailgating, but can also occur after a long night of drinking. evidenced by a drunken stare, hands on cheeks with elbows on knees, often hunched over. similar to tebowing. typical pose after speigling would be praying to the porcelain god wow, she is really drunk, but happy. look, she […]
- Spine-tingling
“spine-tingling is a reaction to either being spooked (e.g. an animal sensing danger) or a human hearing/feeling/seeing something so personally moving that it sends chills down their body.” spine-tingling “the song wonderboy by tenacious d sends chills down my body”