southern comfort
1) a cheap (but good) 70 proof whiskey-like liquor made in new orleans.
2) a state of relaxation common in the southern usa.
even though i was in alaska, after those 10 shots of southern comfort i was in a total state of southern comfort.
the drink of the gods. aka the liquid panty remover.
don’t ever drink warm southern comfort when ou are on the off ramp heading to east davidson.
a famed american liqueur of whiskey base and peaches; excellent as a mixer as well as by itself. it’s 100 proof adds to it’s comforting qualities.
sam’s favorite drink is 100 proof southern comfort.
a potent sweet caramel flavored liquor popular amongst people too young to be drinking leagaly
billy got hammered on southern comfort and yakked all over the bathroom
1. a fruity, spiced, and yet caramel-like whiskey brewed in the usa since 1874.
2. to adjust one’s package in an effort to achieve a comfortable resting spot.
can be applied to b-llb-g re-allignment, tucking the c-ck into the leg hole of boxers, etc.
note: any southern comfort over 5 seconds should be cl-ssed as pleasuring yourself.
wary friend nigel: er, you alright there mate?
clive: yeah, ah, sorry about that, just applying some southern comfort.
southern comfort is when you recieve oral s-x (headjob) from a girl who resides in either new south wales or victoria.
very rarely would a headjob from tasmania be considered a “southern comfort”.
brad: oi tony, i got a southern comfort from that girl i was tellin you about.
tony: onya boy!
a cheap, gross as sh-t caramel flavored whiskey.
dave: “i was drinking all night and didn’t get sick until i had a sip of that southern comfort. man, that sh-t is nasty.”
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