Southern Handshake


in the south when two men meet each other for the first time, to size up their manhoods, instead of extending their hands for a normal shake they grab each others crotch.
hey there nice to meet you, whoa dude that’s my d-ck you just groped.

oh sorry i thought you were going to give me a southern handshake too.

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