Southern Hot Mess
a hot -ss southern chick; usually brunettes. she’s got a tight little body and is a tease. she’s smart, crazy, nuts, gorgeous, athletic…a total package. if you’re lucky enough to date her, she’ll treat you the best. very very s-xual and if your good enough and work hard enough, you can probably hook up with her within a week. looks good in anything she wears. she can get any guy with her s-xy voice, piercing brown/blue eyes, adorable smile and s-xy body. not to mention, she can party like h-ll and drink most guys under the table. she’s also a little bit insecure but hides it. be warned though do not mess with this girl. she’ll most likely make your life h-ll.
d-mn! you see that hot girl at the bar talking about 4 wheelin’? she’s a southern hot mess!
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