southern jesus tug


when someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.
me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern jesus tug.

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