southern pie


an erroneously-named dish, vastly popular in london and the home counties of the uk since the turn of the 21st century. despite the name, southern pie is actually -not- a pie – but instead a washy c-sserole with a soggy pastry lid.

the dish consists of a filling – almost always with a meat component and often vegetables and gravy – and is served in a bernardaud ec-me or equally w-nky overpriced bowl, with the lazy chef adding a garnish of puff pastry on top of the dish, almost as if he didn’t give a f-ck that the “pie” he’s serving isn’t a pie, despite costing £14 before the customer even thinks about a side.
“she’s having the fish, and i’ll have the southern pie, bruvnor”

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