Southern Tom Selleck
the act of shaving a mustache shape into your pubic hair. not to be confused with a “südlicher adolf hitler”, or “southern adolf hitler”, which is the act of shaving all of your pubic hair, except of a small patch in the middle.
i needed to trim my junk up, so i got creative and gave myself a southern tom selleck
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