southgate

a boring suburb south of detroit where there’s nothing for people to do except hang out at mcdonald’s on eureka and make fun of everyone who walks in. there is also a walmart that is semi-ghetto and likes to kick people out for stupid little things, like riding around on those handicap scooters after 10pm. we also have an idiotic mayor that decides to build a park and ampi-theater in the middle of an empty shopping center instead of a retail store that will bring in revenue.
southgate is the gossip capital of downriver
a suburb of detroit, michigan that is known for its large quant-ty of marijuana users, easy girls, and skateboarders. aka sl-tgate
“d-mn, that weed from southgate was crazy!!”
city populated by mostly mexicans and mexican immigrants. popular for its mexican cowboy clubs (el paral, lidos). bordered by lynwood, downey, watts, and paramont. the side bordered by downey is the nicest part of s.g. the side further west past long beach(watts) is the rougher part of s.g. 2-high schools, south gate and southeast, and east la college extension. not as ghetto compared to some of its neighboring cities
“last night i picked up on fine mexican girls from south gate”

“the vaquero clubs in south gate are great place to find some mexican hoochies”

“there are some mean cowbanggers in south gate”
a safe haven for many sl-ts whom all attend or have graduated from southgate anderson high school. often also know as sl-tgate, or hoegate.
“dude i met this hot chick in southgate!”
“she’s probably a sl-t.”
a decent suburb south of kwame c–npatrick’s deeetroit but in 20 years its gonna be sh-tty as h-ll. teachers suck and they are creeps. a few teachers are now s-x offenders for molesting girls. stupid jocks and cheerleaders sl-tty as h-ll, and more kids that are school of choice than living in southgate. and the city is boring is h-ll. there is nothing to do there but go to restaurants, go out to eat, ride around, or go to movies…. gets old pretty quick…. one of the most worthless places
1980: southgate is a peaceful city
now: ya man southgate is b-tchin
“dramagate”
“sl-tgate”
“slopgate”
a low-cl-ss city near detroit michigan, where the boys tan and wear flip-flops more than the girls.
all the girls suffer badly from jealousy of other girls and start drama with everyone!
everyone is a pot head, and will never amount to be anything in there lives.
everyone in southgate is all talk.
i could keep going.
cl-ss of ’08 mip
cl-ss of ’09 std
-wyandotte timmy-
“ew look at those southgate slop-ss”
-taylor alex-
“yeah i wouldnt touch any girl from southgate there all about the drama and are nasty”

-wyandotte amy-
“i try to stay away from southgate boys, they all look the same with their varsity jacket sturts, t-tan keys hanging from there hollister jeans, and flip flops”
this tiny city where the restaurant at the corner of dix toledo and sibley changes every week. its a boring town with nothing to do but eat. southgate is a fat persons paradise with many restaurants such as red lobster, olive garden, outback steakhouse, and a variety of pizza places and fast food restaurants even a popeyes. the high school is a dump with very inadequate parking. the students at the school are pretty much made up of sl-ts and wiggers.
person 1: hey lets go hang out in southgate!

person 2: uh and do what?

person 1: hang out with these sl-tty southgate b-tches!

person 2: oh ok yea sounds like fun
a suburban city about 10 miles south of detroit, well known for it’s ghetto village on the park apartment complex on northline rd where you will not find one white person. on a good note, it is also known for athletes that end up being professional athletes, large selection of restaurants, parks, ymca, and safe areas. don’t let drama ruin our name!
dudeletsgotosouthgate no dude, southgate is ghetto. but yes, lets go!”