Southport, NC
a sleepy little town in north carolina. everything closes at nine every evening- except the port city java, which closes at eight at the latest. d-mn them.
billy: hey, i’m going to southport, nc for a vacation!
joey: why, what’s there?
billy: peace and quiet. i am going to take a lot of naps.
joey: you picked the right place to go.
a small town located on the east coast of north carolina. there is nothing there except for old retired people, school sl-ts, and religious people. there is absolutely nothing to do there. you better have money to go to the closest place that has to things to do, wilmington, nc. southport sucks. never move to southport. you’ll regret it for the rest of your life. for the people reading this who currently live in southport, sucks doesn’t it?
stranger 1: “i think i’m gonna move to southport, nc.”
stranger 2: ‘what? why! southport is awful!”
stranger 1: “good point.”
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