Southwestern Sizzler


when you lay in the hot sun leaving your bare b-tt exposed. when its as hot as it can be, you sit down and taking a steaming dump on your partner.
after i gave my girlfriend a southwestern sizzler, she dumped me and gave me a restraining order.

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