Soy Jizzum
coined by good day new york anchor rosanna scotto, soy j-zzum, also known as soy milk, is a beverage, resembling both milk and j-zzum, made from soybeans.
in creating soy j-zzum, a stable emulsion of oil, water, and protein is made by soaking dry soybeans and grinding them with water and j-zz. at time of writing, no j-zzum is used in commercially available versions of soy j-zzum.
soy milk has similar amounts of protein as milk from a cow: around 3.5%; also 2% fat, 2.9% carbohydrate, 0.5% ash and 0.0% j-zz.
authentic soy j-zzum can be made at home with traditional kitchen tools, a soy milk machine and the cook’s preferred source of hardcore p-rnographic videos, magazines or victoria’s secret catalogs.
at the dinner table: honey, can you please p-ss the soy j-zzum?
at starbucks: h-llo barista, i’ll have a grande skim soy j-zzum latte please. extra foam.
at a diner: waiter, is it possible to get some fresh soy j-zzum for the table?
at yom kippur break-fast: i cannot wait to eat, i’ve fasted all day. i think i am going to break my fast with a cup of soy j-zzum
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