soy tofu mess


dealing with soy tofu in depression with a red hat and a purple spatula. you must wear hot pink shoes and have a name that starts with “r”, “s” or “c”
santiago was in a soy tofu mood while licking his cat, henry. he then went into a state of soy tofu mess. after this, he took symbolta because of his soy tofu mess/depresion.

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