a man that is young enough/old enough to be both son and boyfriend to an older woman.
she is 40 and her soyfriend is 19.
- armenian valet
when you create a parking sp-ce where one doesn’t exist; usually with hazard flashers. most often in the fire lane in front of the door at a store, but could also be at the end of an existing row of parking sp-ces. i can’t get out of the parking lot; someone did armenian valet and […]
- chump charity
getting money from your parents for doing nothing like a spoiled b-tch john: i just got paid twenty dollars from my parents for no reason greg: sounds more like chump charity to me
congrats but f-ck you “thanks for reporting our site and improving user experience but sincerely from our team – congradyouf-ckinglations :)”
it means “shaking my head while slapping my d-ck on a table” i’m smhwsmdoat right now what? that’s disgusting and creepy. kcuf off.
even you have a flirty relationship with someone but they all of a sudden go into a relationship with no warning. brooooo that girl vanessa totally quanke me mann, i was like sahhhhh dude and she was like back off i have a boy toy now .