SOYL


acronym for story of your life.

an acronym used when -ssuming the nature of a specific event that has occurred in ones life reflects a consistent quality of living throughout ones existence, being fortunate or unfortunate.

can also be used to show disinterest in ones conversation; to disregard a speaker immediately after beginning a conversation.
kyle: “i’m so p-ssed that our team lost the state championship…”

jackson: “soyl, i guess.”
soyl means swear on your life
michael: hey i just got a girlfriend
jennifer: soyl?
michael: noo 🙁
acronym for story of your life. used when somebody is completely uninterested by somebody’s story.
person 1: blah blah blah i’m telling my boring everyday life.
person 2: soyl
stay on your level; to counteract goml
dude why don’t you just goml, hey soyl b!#@$

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