SoySauce’s Chunky Juice


a drink created by soysauce with the following contents:

1 part shasta cola (can be c-ke or pepsi but may taste different)

1 part lemonade

some jello

some syrup

some powdered sugar

stir in a large bowl until powdered sugar is gone. it is not needed for the jello to be gone as well … it has to be chunky somehow. 🙂
i was bored, and needed a sugar rush, so i made some soysauce’s chunky juice.

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