Spabbage


n. a foolish or stupid person. a buffoon.
though they may not be a proper spabbage, and indeed a normal person, any action or phrase which a person may perform, or utter (respectively) which is idiotic in some form, may cause others in the vicinity to call them a “spabbage”.
spabbage: “herp derp,”
normal person: “you spabbage!”

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