space battle of jerusalem


(n.)a war taking place approximately 14 light years above what we now know as jerusalem. the war is as gruesome as it is distant as it is in sp-ce.
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(v.) the act of punching a rabbi in the nose.
“hey you hear about that sp-ce battle of jerusalem?”
“oy vey, that meshuggener didn’t know what hit ‘em.”

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