Space Docked
when a man is f-cking a girl either in the v-g-n-, or in the -n-s, and tears through the skin separating the two. his p-n-s is then in both of her orifices, and she is probably bleeding and screaming. sp-ce docking can be accomplished either by entering the v-g-n-, tearing through and exiting the -n-s. or by entering the -n-s, tearing through, and exiting the v-g-n-.
guy1: d-mn man, last night suzy and i were f-cking and she was laying on her stomach, and i was sitting on top of her facing away from her head, f-cking her in the -ss. and i f-ckin pushed in hard, and next thing you know i pushed out of her f-cking v-g-n-!
guy2: either you have f-cking cheshire cat d-ck, or you sp-ce docked the sh-t out of her! her p-ssy is gonna need some serious st-tches. sounds like your life is going to suck for a while. have fun with your blue b-lls.
guy1: hey man. whoa. her p-ssy is busted. not her mouth.
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