space herpes
noun: they are little worm-like creatures that are covered in hair and live under your bed. at night they will crawl into your ear and take over your brain. the only way to avoid a case of sp-ce herpes is to launch yourself into and out off your bed by jumping. this is so you can avoid contact with them, as they tend to linger close to the edge of the bed.
watch out that the sp-ce herpes don’t get you while you sleep.
sp-ce herpes, or commonly known as “the borg”, spreads fast, -ssimilates, and resistance is futile.
first officer: did you bang that borg wh-r-?
captain: i’m locutus of borg… resistance is futile.
first officer: he has the sp-ce herpes!
a legendary online gamer who dominates the game of call of duty on ps3. sp-ceherpes often teabags the sh-t out of other players that he dominates. he expresses his dominance over other players by spreading his sp-ceherpes into other players’ mouths as if to claim them as his b-tch. these actions have transformed the art of teabagging on the ps3 into what is now commonly referred to as spreading sp-ceherpes. this term honors the origin sp-ceherpes and is considered the ultimate form of teabagging.
kevin: yo i just raped that dude and now i’m gonna go sp-ceherpe the sh-t out of him!
lurpees: hahaha that’s humiliating now he has sp-ceherpes!
a form of herpes originating from sp-ce
you know that chick i banged on mars just so happens she has sp-ce herpes
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