space hopper
this technique refers to being f-ll-t-d while sitting on the shoulders of an overweight girl (crotch to face), holding onto her ears and jiggling up and down like an ecstatic simpleton.
among others, this s-xual exercise is also known as big momma’s bouncy castle, standing on the shoulder’s of giants, the testi trampoline and akabusi’s high jump.
“see that big l-ss over there? we did the sp-ce hopper last summer in my grandmothers back garden.”
“she was so happy i proposed, she let me do the akabusi high jump right there in akbar’s curry house!”
the art of penetrating ones own r-ct-m with ones own faecal log that has been frozen to a solid state.
an “international sp-cehopper” is when one person’s r-ct-m has been penetrated by another’s frozen faecal log.
note: wrapping a sp-cehopper in a condom is optional.
gareth: “hey greggson, i saw lanky giving himself a sp-cehopper”
greggson: “again?!””
or
jamie: ” hey damo, guess what i saw in gareth’s freezer”
damo: “i don’t know. was it chocolate ice cream?”
jamie: “no it was a sp-cehopper, i think he’s about to get international with lanky”
over full testacles, resulting from s-xual deprivation
i’ve got nads like sp-ce hoppers (asquith, 2005)
a large inflatable egg-shaped rubber ball with two integral handles at the narrow end. a means of transport popular in the 1970’s.
i was bouncing around the garden like a sp-cehopper
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