space jew
a sp-ce jew is an oppressed intergalactic race, enslaved by the tyranny from beyond our galaxy. they are typically used to scope out any type of currency with their advanced jew-smell. if they are not used for locating money, they can be found being tortured for fun or at the local bagel shop, only if they have yet to be discovered by the sp-ce authorities. however, there is currently an organization, the sp-ce jew liberators (or the sjl for short), who is attempting to secretly free any imprisoned or wayward sp-ce jews and relocate them to a safe place.
sp-ce cop #1: have you seen any sp-ce jews lately?
sp-ce cop #2: no, but you wouldn’t believe the number of sp-ce muslims i’ve spotted trying to detonate themselves today.
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