Space Wolves
the sp-ce wolves are a very old and wise race of beasts. they travel on the tails of comets, travelling far and wide providing guidance to all those who seek it. elrok, the oldest and wisest of the sp-ce wolves. is the only known “sp-ce wolve” to have visited earths actual landm-ss. it will be many years before the rest of the intergellatic tribe will be able to manifest themselves in physical form. as sp-ce wolves are the spirits of dying stars.
they do however have influence over many humans who carry out thier goodwill.
ex 1.
mr v.p “what the f-ck was that ?”
obama “that was elrok, he has asked me to represent the sp-ce wolves community on earth”
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