when you work at a spa and spend all day watching other people enjoy the spa, and then you yourself are able to spa.
melanie worked all day at the spa, then went to planet fitness used the hydro-m-ssage and got spa’d.
signal p-ssed at danger (spad), in british railway terminology, describes an event where a train has run beyond its allocated signal block without authority, as indicated by a lineside signal showing danger (typically a red light). it is a term primarily used within the british railway industry, although it can be applied worldwide.
there have been three spads on the district line in the past year.
suck p-n-s all day ( just like the word “pnad” pwn noobs all day)
see that kid over there? yeah hes a spad!!!
acronym of signal p-ssed at danger: when the choo-choo train enters the tunnel of love whilst ignoring the red warning signs at the entrance.
see also red rooter.
“well, i ‘ad vis bird round ve back of kfc up against ve bins, and she was well up fer it, so in i goes, gave her wat for, got ‘ome, took a slash & realised i’d spad-ded, ve dirty b-tch!”
spad, sum1 funny, daft, mad, crazy. also u can use spadtastic which is sumthing great.
my friend jumping in the nearest biggest puddle in the rain cos she is a spad, me having a mad 10mins like puttin a gr-ss skirt on my head and chasing ppl around the house. thou its spadtastic cos its so much fun.
when you sh-t and p-ss at some ones home and then ditch them. sh-t p-ss and ditch
a ‘sports dad’. the kind that yells at his own kids at sporting events to do better, run faster, etc. or worse, yells at his kids’ teammates or the kids on the opposing team. the male version of a spom.
i wish that spad in the front row would shut-up so i could enjoy the game!
n. poerson who fails miserably, after the type of r/c airplane commonly known to crash and stick up like a fencepost in the ground
“he failed the test again. what a spad.”
shlampa is a german word for wh-r-. another german word is mushy which means vigina. they go perfect together mushy shlampa i hate that kaycera girl! she is a total mushy shlampa! shlampa means wh-r- in german. people say mushy (with mean vigina or p-ssy) shlampa. so vigina wh-r- i hate that girl kaycera. she […]
- stalin-flavored shells
the type of sh-lls that make the soviet union infamous for their powerful guns. the reason why the soviets drove the germans back was due to the invention of stalin-flavored sh-lls which easily overpowered the krupp steel of the germans.
a colloquial term currently used to express a vagin-gin after spending a night with 4 black guys she had some gentle ripping of her frumhole
- get nasty
an euphemism meaning to partic-p-te in a s-xual act, with someone or alone. me: what you gonna do tonite? friend: imma hit the shower and get nasty. me: oooook, tmi much?
- contact farting
the unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend. “sorry i can’t help it, it’s contact farting”